1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you
can reuse the wrapping.

2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or
aunt.

3.More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in
your home are illegal copies

4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you
never throw anything away, just in case you need it someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48)

5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle
from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart, African pride....)

6. You have almost always carry overweight baggage
when travelling by plane.

7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a
product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximam quantity possible. (sugar,soap,rice,cooking fat etc during old good days)

8. All children have annoying nicknames.

9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are
coming over for a visit. ( uncle, wife, sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbour) have camped at home

10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks
at restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!)

11. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes
and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.

12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at
night (especially beepers).

13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at
the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight.

14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide
because the first month is free. (I know some > people O!.....)

15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to
your home.(Yes,staple machine, office pins, punch machine,cellotapes, post-its,etc.)