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WHAT MAKES YOU A NIGERIAN?
Related to country: Nigeria
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1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you
can reuse the wrapping.
2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or
aunt.
3.More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in
your home are illegal copies
4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you
never throw anything away, just in case you need it someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48)
5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle
from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart, African pride....)
6. You have almost always carry overweight baggage
when travelling by plane.
7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a
product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximam quantity possible. (sugar,soap,rice,cooking fat etc during old good days)
8. All children have annoying nicknames.
9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are
coming over for a visit. ( uncle, wife, sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbour) have camped at home
10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks
at restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!)
11. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes
and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.
12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at
night (especially beepers).
13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at
the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight.
14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide
because the first month is free. (I know some > people O!.....)
15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to
your home.(Yes,staple machine, office pins, punch machine,cellotapes, post-its,etc.)
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| September 20, 2005 | 9:19 AM |
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September 11?
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Yesterday marked the 4th year of an unforgettable day in the history of the
United State of America. A day in which thousands of people- (citizens and non citizens)
Lost their lives for the sake of this dear nation called Gods own country.
The day September 11,
It is a day.......
Where people lost their love ones for the sake of hatred
Towards a particular race.
Where people lost valuable items, goods and property
All in the name of terrorism.
Where places of history are shattered and destroyed to
Be rebuilt no more.
The day September 11,
To others it is a day……
To rejoice over an avenged enemy.
Where a long term plan has been achieved.
The day September 11
A day of mixed feeling
A day where people never want that kind of history to repeat itself
A day you would think of and tears would drop from your eyes.
Oh, September 11……………..
I pray such never happen again.
To those who have course to be sorrowful,
I deeply sympathize with them.
And I also pray that the Terrorism never take over our world any more.
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| September 13, 2005 | 8:09 AM |
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The internet and the world wide web
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THE INTERNET AND THE WORLD WIDE WEB.
Many people use the terms Internet and World Wide
Web (a.k.a. the Web) interchangeably, but in fact
the two terms are not synonymous. The Internet and
the Web are two separate but related things.
The Internet is a massive network of networks, a
networking infrastructure. It connects millions of
computers together globally, forming a network in
which any computer can communicate with any other
computer as long as they are both connected to the
Internet. Information that travels over the
Internet does so via a variety of languages known
as protocols.
The World Wide Web, or simply Web, is a way of
accessing information over the medium of the
Internet. It is an information-sharing model that
is built on top of the Internet. The Web uses the
HTTP protocol, only one of the languages spoken
over the Internet, to transmit data. Web services,
which use HTTP to allow applications to communicate
in order to exchange business logic, use the the
Web to share information. The Web also utilizes
browsers, such as Internet Explorer or Netscape, to
access Web documents called Web pages that are
linked to each other via hyperlinks. Web documents
also contain graphics, sounds, text and video.
The Web is just one of the ways that information
can be disseminated over the Internet. The
Internet, not the Web, is also used for e-mail,
which relies on SMTP, Usenet news groups, instant
messaging and FTP. So the Web is just a portion of
the Internet, albeit a large portion, but the two
terms are not synonymous and should not be
confused.
The protocol determines the following:
1.The type of error checking to be used.
2.Data compression method, if any.
3.How the sending device will indicate that it has
finished sending a message.
4.How the receiving device will indicate that it
has received a message.
Browser is a software application used to locate
and display Web pages. The two most popular
browsers are Netscape Navigator and Microsoft
Internet Explorer. Both of these are graphical
browsers, which means that they can display
graphics as well as text. In addition, most modern
browsers can present multimedia information,
including sound and video, though they require
plug-ins for some formats.
INTRANET
A network based on TCP/IP protocols (an internet)
belonging to an organization, usually a
corporation, accessible only by the organization's
members, employees, or others with authorization.
An intranet's Web sites look and act just like any
other Web sites, but the firewall surrounding an
intranet fends off unauthorized access.
EXTRANET
A buzzword that refers to an intranet that is
partially accessible to authorized outsiders.
Whereas an intranet resides behind a firewall and
is accessible only to people who are members of the
same company or organization, an extranet provides
various levels of accessibility to outsiders. You
can access an extranet only if you have a valid
username and password, and your identity determines
which parts of the extranet you can view.
Extranets are becoming a very popular means for
business partners to exchange information.
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| August 31, 2005 | 4:56 AM |
quotes for the day.
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I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin, I
know some people find that disconcerting, but that doesn't matter.
-- Beverly Sills
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady
purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
-- Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist,
but you have ceased to live.
-- Mark Twain
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
-- Confucius
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friendship means a lot to me. you cry i cry, you laugh i laugh, you jumpout of the window hmm........ well i look down and laugh
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| December 29, 2003 | 9:40 AM |
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